Capitalism Cold

The physical, emotional, and spiritual suffering which results from an individual being overworked & underpaid in an unsatisfying but necessary job.

“Goddamn, I’ve been busting ass all week at a job that doesn’t recognize me as a person & the built landscape around me gives me malaise & feelings of anomie. I must be coming down with a Capitalism Cold!”

by Doctorb J June 17, 2021

capitalism

A system where 90% of us work long hours at stupid jobs to line the pockets of some stupid rich CEO who doesn't deserve it.

capitalism sucks
-another 9-5 worker

by СукаБлять June 19, 2021

Capitalism

a system where everyone wins but you because you're you and- and- c a p i t a l i s m

capitalism is.. something

by inksquiddo October 15, 2021

capitals

A team in the NHL that is one of the best

The Capitals take on the penguins

by Blues Fan1111 August 9, 2021

Capitalism

Capitalism is the thing you discuss with a random stranger at Chillox.

"Do you mind if I sit and talk to you about capitalism, random stranger at Chillox?"

by Sam the Phunny guy September 9, 2021

capitalxtend

CapitalXtend is the name that represents reliability coupled with smartness. It is the epitome of trust, hard work, and innovation.

Jon: If you met someone with a badge of CapitalXtend
Just take him on a date

by Pika Love November 24, 2021

Capital

An exclamation used to express approval, satisfaction, or delight;

the "poggers" of back in t'day.

"Jerry, old sport, I just made 100 dollars from my investment in that new company Henry Ford Motors."

Jerry: "Capital!"

by MegaToad January 17, 2022