flesh burrito

A penis, especially one that is uncircumcised.

The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.

by Farmer J May 4, 2020

Nerdo burrito

A weeb with a broken foot.

Look at that nerdo burrito over there with his waifu pillow, let’s go push him down since he can’t chase us.

by Mr. Bucketfoot May 28, 2020

Microwave Burrito Relationship

A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.

Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.

by itiod October 6, 2020

sensitive burrito

A person who in out of touch with their emotions yet sensitive at the same time.

Michael: I don't think I'm good enough for her man - I ghosted
David: Stop being a sensitive burrito

by RustyTaco44 December 7, 2020

Squirty Burrito

The heinous act of wrapping your warm penis in a tortilla and dousing it in diablo sauce from taco bell

Dude, I watched a video of someone doing a Squirty Burrito last night

by Ilikebigcheese December 14, 2020

Chicken burrito

A burrito, but with wings.

don't feed the chicken burritos!

by Tonehzbaloneh. April 10, 2021

Nica-Burrito

Nica-Burrito is a Nicaraguan Burrito. Has Gallo Pinto, Carne Asada, Chilero, Repollo and Queso Frito. Created in Antioch California at Kiki’s Restaurant by ChefNica415.

Have you ever had a Nica-Burrito? The only place to get em is in Antioch,Ca

by Chef505 May 9, 2021