bum sniper

When you perfectly aim your penis to go straight into her anal cavity. Can take many years to master.

'Hey Tina, I had a great time with Derek, he's a real bum sniper'

by aljdbeidsidb April 18, 2016

bum bucket

an affectionate name you would call someone when you're annoyed but not genuinely angry with them; a nicer version of asshole

You watched Lost without me? You bum bucket!

by Devanelle September 25, 2016

Wee bum

A condition in which your asshole discharges frequently in a liquid form. Commonly occurs when you eat off the streets in Bali.

Oh shit Roy, I’ve me the case of wee bum

by Bucking boom boom February 1, 2020

bum gravey

anal discharge, that often comes out looking like turkey gravey.

"ohh man, i had serious bum gravey last night"

by .dongattack! September 20, 2003

bum gun

a more appropriate word for a bidet.

the bum gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.

get that bum gun out of my face!

by Big Lemon August 9, 2012

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013

BUM DONG

Name for a deformed or surgically tampered penis.

Oh Pow, Bum Dong en?

by SMELLS LIKE A FOOT February 10, 2021