Brown Ghost

A fart that, while sitting, escapes forward and upward - Pleasantly tickling your balls as it rises.

The best part about beans is it unleashes the brown ghost.

Brown Ghost by SkaOMatic June 19, 2008

brownstoner 

One who finds recreation in shitting his pants while high.

Billy had both run out of money and clean pants due to his life as a brownstoner.

brownstoner by jaketheblacksnake August 22, 2011

brown flamingo 

Sex position: stick the girls head in the toilet and fuck her up the ass.

She was being a total bitch and I didn't want to look at her ugly face, so I gave her the brown flamingo.

brown flamingo by Dankables January 11, 2009

brown drank 

Usually coffee, but could be any beverage with a brown color. Typically one uses the term in the context of an unsavory environment such as work, church, or 12-step meetings.

Guy 1: 'Hey man, lets take a break at 4pm and get some brown drank'
Guy 2: 'Ok'

brown drank by nukegoat June 18, 2008

Wikipedia Brown

A person who fancies himself an expert in many things but whose expertise derives largely or solely from the internet. The shallowness of his/her knowledge base is often betrayed by obvious factual errors. (The antithesis of "Encyclopedia Brown", the fictional boy detective in the eponymous literary series.)

Jim: Did you know that scientists found vestigial wings in a mummified komodo dragon?

Hal: You're a real Wikipedia Brown.

Wikipedia Brown by Wes Tent January 15, 2007

Brown hole investigator 

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

Brown hole investigator by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Double Brown 

Dirt Cheap Shitty Beer.
Welcome to Uni

"Hey mate, mind pouring this Double Brown into your funnel?"

Double Brown by Timonator March 26, 2013