Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008

Burnett's Brain

When you drink copious amounts of cheap liquor (traditionally Burnett's Vodka) one night and the next day your brain is essentially useless.

Dude I got so drunk on shitty liquor last night I can't even talk today - I've got total Burnett's Brain.

by luckydog819 October 19, 2016

brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love

"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

doctor brain

The art of one yelling “Doctor Brain” aloud while simultaneously flashing others with his ballsack. Typically done in locker rooms

This kid pulled a Doctor Brain in the locker room today, wasn’t a pleasant sight.

by Sham_wow February 13, 2018

Brain Vomit

Owner of the famous, Brain Vomit Garden. Soon to be known as the artist of web 3's generation. His collections can be found on opensea and looksrare!! #bloom

check out my newest addition to my Brain Vomit collection!!

by blooming420 January 17, 2022

pig brain

When a person loses rational thought because they are overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.

He was barely able to breathe, struggling to sit up against the onset of a severe food coma and blamed pig brain taking over as he reached for another box of donuts instead.

by Analytico April 7, 2023

Porridge Brain

The effects of feeling slow, hazy and tired after smoking weed the night before. Tends to happen the day after smoking weed before going to bed.

"Hey bro, how was your lecture?"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"

by yaboiacul November 25, 2019