crappy boyfriend

You may ask, what is a crappy boyfriend? HHMmmmm well hopefully you wouldnt know because you haven't had a crappy boyfriend before. This is a boyfriend who wont make the first move, one who wont talk to you, one you doesnt say hi when you walk past them, one who wont hug you (if you have a crappy boyfriend a long hug sounds good).

1)One who sees you and walks by you and doesnt say hi, or even act as if you exist.

2)Some bitch that NEEDS to be DUMPED!

This is a crappy boyfriend

by LLamma buTT March 13, 2009

Boyfriend

a male who has the honour to spoil his Girlfriend/Boyfriend and is in a relationship with one another. The boyfriend is supposed to be the hard working one to win the others heart. The boyfriend tries to win the most beautiful and hot looking girlfriend/boyfriend to their choice

I'm her boyfriend! im so lucky!

by EmeraldsDictionary March 29, 2016

Boyf riends

A slash ship in the fandom of the pretty well-known off-Broadway musical, "Be More Chill", involving the main protagonist, Jeremy Heere, and his long-time best friend, Michael Mell. Pretty much the most popular ship in the fandom, with fanart and fanfics galore. In my opinion, it is adorable and I love them together. It has actually been confirmed by George Salazar, the actor who plays Michael in the original cast, that he and Will Roland (the actor who plays Jeremy) both ship Boyf riends.

"Hey, you like Be More Chill, right? Do you ship Boyf riends?"

"YES! It's my OTP!"

by MusicalDorkTurtle July 15, 2018

Boyf

One half a relationship between Jeremy Heere and Michael mell

Person 1 : Whats on your backpack?
Boyf : a symbol of love / bullying

by Yoyoyoyo12345678910 March 3, 2021

Bouffin

The word "Bouffin" is commonly used to describe an attractive female who appeals to a wide audience of males.
(Popularised by the Cargo-Connoisseur "drew2wavy")

"rahhhh, she's a leng bouffin ahlie?"

by meridianresident January 16, 2022

pride boyfriend

a boyfriend acquired during the gay pride festivals. These partners are temporary, and are usually dumped shortly after the festivals end.

Avi got a pride boyfriend last weekend at L.A. Pride, but he hasn't seen him since.

by MizrahiPrinceAngel July 8, 2009

ex-boyfriend

An ex boyfriend can be someone you have been with for a long time. For example: 4 years. Suddenly, one day he tells you "he can't handle you" among other shit including he fell out of love with you and doesn't care about you anymore..blah blah. however, if that's true..he wasted no time in getting mad over the fact that his ex girl slept out the first few nights after the breakup and assuming she met a new guy and was doing things. not even 2 months after the infamous break up he tells u "he needs to talk" but when u do, he's all like no i can't right now..then after that and trying not to get worked up he responds to a text u sent him about 5 weeks earlier and says everything he sed previously about having to talk and what not.."it was only what he was feeling physically--ahem..in his pants" oh what he sed about having to talk, he tells u to listen to a song with the lyrics of a song clearly saying i wish we never broke up (asking alexandria-right now) and then second song killswitch engage's this is goodbye and the ending lyrics of that song saying that ur strength was never enough.
oh..this boyfriend did everything (the break up) over texting (except asking u to listen to the 1st song "right now"-that was over facebook) but then said he wanted to c u n talk to u in person cuz after 4 years he owes u that out of respect. Get the fukk-outta-here
This ex boyfriend happened to be ur first love and ur high school sweetheart.

September 5th (almost 2 months after break up)
ex-boyfriend: hi
me:hi
me:what do u want?
ex:just wanted to talk
me:?
ex:listen to this song..we need 2 talk
me:fine
(listens to the song..me: (thinking) omg i can't believe it..

5 weeks later or so
ex responding to text from weeks ago: hey
me: hi
basically, he didnt mean a damn word about anything he proposed.

by college-girl November 7, 2011