bowling

A sport played by the Dude, the only reason why it's actually any good.

Robber: What the fuck this?
The dude: Obviously, you're not a golfer.
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Walter: Fuck it, let's go bowling.

by Sander Ginn November 13, 2007

Bowling

1) The activity you do after you've done everything else
2) The lazy man's sport
3) The germaphobe's nightmare

"There are two types of people who go bowling: there are the people that really, really love bowling, and then there are the people that are like 'wouldn't it be hysterical if we went bowling?'"
"Well, we could go bowling...or we could just hang ourselves..."
"Oh, you went bowling? Glad I couldn't make it."
"If you're sweating while you're bowling, you're out of shape. And if you're out of shape and you're bowling, you're probably a professional bowler."
"Here, put on these moist shoes ten thousand people have worn, and stick your fingers in these dirty holes. Now you have the flu."
-Jim Gaffigan

by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011

dog-bowling

The generic term for a person (usually a man) performing (especially) anilingus and/or cunnilingus from behind on a woman when she is on all fours (like a dog - hence the term dog-bowling, lap-lap).

The bitch was so hot for his tongue she didn't mind which hole he went for when she bent over, and he didn't much care either he loved dog-bowling so much.

by Rhys Chilcott July 20, 2006

Boobin'

verb: to boob (when boobin', you must grab your breasts simultaneously with a disgusted expression).

In spanish: boobar

you are totez boobin'. *everyone grabs boobs*

Nosotros boobamos. *same*

by Shawna, Megan November 15, 2006

Bowling Ball

Placing two fingers in a girls pussy, and one in her ass, you then launch her down an alley like a bowling ball!

My friend Aj once used the bowling ball technique on an ex girlfriend because she laughed at the size of his cock!!
He's now doing 15years inside, I wonder where his cellmates are gonna stick their bowling fingers =P
(Dont bend over in the showers!!)

by Plaything69 January 14, 2008

BowinH4rd

Bowinhards sports a distinctive and imposing mustache that has become his signature feature among his fellow Sparc Mac enthusiasts. His facial hair, reminiscent of a bygone era, is a thick, bushy masterpiece that commands attention. It's a bold, dark curtain that drapes across his upper lip, exuding an air of confidence and flair. With meticulous grooming, he keeps his mustache well-trimmed and impeccably maintained, turning it into a conversation starter and a source of pride.

Beyond his admiration for Sparc Mac and his impressive mustache, Bowinhards is known for his playful antics. He possesses a quirky sense of humor and a penchant for tickling his friends with the bristles of his upper-lip mane, making every gathering a jovial affair. His love for camaraderie sometimes extends to his affinity for alcohol, as he enjoys a drink or two to enhance the merriment of the moment, making him a charismatic and jovial presence in his social circles.

That is a sick mustache man! Thanks, but it's not as nice as BowinH4rd 's!

by SparcMac Discord September 5, 2023

Going Bowling

Code For Fingering a girl

I went bowling last night

by TheGardFather August 21, 2005