Buttsex Barbarian

A large Nordic man with lots of facial hair who ass rapes any living thing in sight in order to claim the anal treasure. Often times they will use the whale blubber they harvest for anal lubrication. Buttsex Barbarians know no fear.

John: “So the other day I was..”
*Buttsex Barbarian crashes into the room screaming with whale blubber all over his cock*
John: What the FUCK!
*John is knocked out with wood club and taken to the barbarian boat for a massive anal rampage*

by Nelson CockBerg September 6, 2018

santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.

John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.

by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019

Showstreisandaphobic Barbaria

The hell and torment of being locked in a room where show tunes are played on repeat and only sung by Barbara Streisand.

I have Showstreisandaphobic Barbaria. Imagine if you had to live your life with that fear.

by Ijustwanttoseeyourboobsbadly November 6, 2019

dirty barbara

Someone who has many ex's

Dude, my girlfriend is dirty barbara!

by Beanz_666 May 13, 2020

Hershey Bombardos

Butt explosion that sprays toilet front and back. No one wants to clean this.

He ran to the bathroom with no remorse and had the Hershey Bombardos! Ewwwwww!

by Gagoofball September 8, 2020

tammy barbara valentine

the name to hack your mom

guy: bro who hacked ur mom?
me: tammy barbara valentine?

by silly rabbit July 7, 2021

orbital bombardment

When you are having some sex and you get on the trampoline and start blasting dukes at your woman.

"Wow, Geoffery, your trampoline sure is stinky."
"Yeah, man, gave my girl some orbital bombardment last night, y'know?"
"Hell yeah, man! Up top!"
"Please leave my house now."

by Danny McWanny August 4, 2021