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Behind Infinity

The deviantart Username for a guy called Jin. Who happens to be the most charming and hottest cosplayer on the history of Naruto. They have massives amounts of fans which mainly consist of hormone driven girls.
Have you seen Behind Infinity's update on their journal?! Jin and Miguel as Naruto and Sasuke is just to delectable to pass up! ;D http://behindinfinity.deviantart.com/
by Oh noes! D: December 17, 2008
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No Child Left Behind

Otherwise known as "No Child Left In The Behind". George W. Bush passed this law as a means to ensure that ass babies are born by means of mandatory c-sections.

As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."

Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
Jim: Hey Bob, what do you think about the No Child Left Behind law?

Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.

Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.

Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?

Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.

Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
by tx_metalhed999 July 8, 2010
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The Blind Frogger

a sexual action:You have sex with a woman then just before climax you make her spin around with her forehead on a baseball bat until she is dizzy, then you climax on her eyes and make her run across the street.
"I did the blind frogger for johnny and I almost got clipped by an SUV"
by Tmoney1725 May 19, 2009
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kids behind bars

The act of ejaculating onto your partners teeth. However, your partner would have braces, thus coining the term “kids behind bars
“Hey Steve! What happened with that lost 14 year old girl you found yesterday?”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars
by w0n_t0n March 20, 2020
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blind ccsided

when you don't know that the person who emailed you also blind cc'd someone else, like your boss.
I got blind ccsided when Allison included my boss in his email.
by Super Jules December 4, 2010
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Text Blindness

A person afflicted with text blindness is so absorbed by walking and texting that they have lost the ability to see oncoming danger.
Text blindness had the dumbass wandering out into trafic. She didn't even see the car coming until they honked!
by lord_blackdragon September 16, 2009
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ride the blind

To ride in the empty boxcar of the train typically used for freight instead of passengers. Used frequently in lyrics of the blues music genre.
I was a hobo and had to ride the blind to get from Memphis to Chicago.
by mackharrison March 7, 2012
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