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black hobbit

When someone pulls fuzz out of their belly button
Wow did you see the black hobbit come from uncle cranchus belly button last night I heard he doesn't wash it
by Cranchus mcbasketball the 2nd February 27, 2017
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black central

1)Black central is a saying used to move people out of your way. You can only use this phrase if it is clear that you are more of a bad ass motherfucker than the person or object you are trying to move. If you aren't, then you just end up looking like a douche. 2) Black central can also define a group of bad ass motherfuckers who are awing normal people with their bad assery.
1) Say that average bad ass Cory walks down the street and a drugged out Amy Whinehouse is in his way. It is well within his privalege as a bad ass to shove her out of the way as long as he backs it up with a "black central".
2) Or, if a group of really awesome people are attending a dinner together to celebrate their bad assery, that would also be considered black central.
by CoryKelli January 7, 2009
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Black Onion

When you lift the habit of a nun up over her head and tie it in a knot. The resulting look is that of a black onion with legs.
Sister Mary paddled me in class so when session ended the gang and I got her after school and performed the black onion on her ass
by sKoop June 12, 2012
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black cactus

Black cactus is a crazy killing machine that destroys everything in its path. Except Popsicle sticks 🌵
He is the highest ranked player in this lobby. he must be a black cactus.
by Beg4Hegg January 21, 2015
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Sirius black

The gayest and sexiest thing to exist.
He's got a moterbike, he's got a famous godson, he's got a Moony, need I say more?
Friend: hey who's gayer, John Laurens or-
Me: Sirius black
by ILikeGayStuff October 3, 2018
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black crash

When you go to the pub straight from work and end up out all night in your work clothes.

Most people that do it are in the construction industry.
“Coming pub after work lad?”

“Yeah I will but I can’t be arsed staying out all night though. We’ve black crashed it every Friday for the passed 2 weeks”
by Wd January 11, 2020
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Snipes Black

Possibly the darkest skin tone african americans can reach...darker than the darkest man in hollywood - WESLEY.
Man 1: "LOOK! that guy's darker than Wesley Snipes!'

Man 2: "Yeah man, he's Snipes Black."
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