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beef drapes

The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.
Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her vag piece.
by bossross December 9, 2008
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beef hole

A way of describing a womans vagina... what's between the beef curtains
I pulled apart her beef curtains and stuck my dick in her beef hole
by Ms B April 1, 2008
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Beef ring

After Gert ate dem chips with cheese and fire sauce, his beef ring was tore the fuck up.
by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 17, 2007
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Beef-Curtain

"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."
by G-Dawg May 27, 2003
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Beef Treat

When someone lets air out of their anus; a fart, a toot, butt burp, barking spider, cutting cheese, STINKIES, passing wind, stink bomb, silent but deadlies, ripping a nasty, woofies, butt trumpet, ass bark, but the best one, beef treats.
WOAH, who is laying beef treats?
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Im dropping beef treats all over this bitch.
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When josh was sleeping, i left a big fat beef treat right on his face.
by droppin them beeftreats101 February 2, 2010
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Beef Handle

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"
by akendall June 28, 2009
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Lay beef

to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.
"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"

" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009
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