Bear Lake 

A tiny rat-hole town in northwestern Pa. Full of gross, ugly people who don't shower (dirties). With deer, raccoons, bears, and squirrels. Had a store once.....30 years ago. Now some people are living in half of the building. Kids who live there go to Sugar Grove Elementary then Eisenhower High School, or to Panama Central School(in NY). Plagued with forests, cows, fields, and dirt roads.....and maybe an amish family or two. Also, everybody not local has never heard of it.

Driver: Hey, I think we're in Bear Lake.
Passenger: Hey look, some cows! Oh wait...they're the people......

Bear Lake by IHateThisPlace123456 March 2, 2009

bear grylls

Verb. To confidently traverse, freeclimb, hack, swing etc ones way through seemingly impassible obstacles.

"Did you not just see me bear grylls my way across that ravine?!"

"I'm sure it will be fine, although we may have to bear grylls our way down..."

bear grylls by wigwambam January 4, 2012

bear hunting 

When you go out looking for some slut to sleep with, and all you can find is the fat chick... you bring her home anyway and fuck her. It's not until the next morning that you realize what she looks like, and you're sorry you did it with her, 'cus now your roomates can give you shit for being a "bear hunter".

Your Roommate: So, I saw that chick leaving this morning.... you went bear hunting last night, didn't you?

bear hunting by Clasik August 18, 2005

Bear Aids 

Similar from Superaids!
Comes from a Grizzley Bear

E.G " Oh! dude, you have bear aids!"

Bear Aids by Bare Boy August 14, 2008

Bear Hunt 

An annual event celebrated by homosexuals. It is a "hunt" for butch, or muscular men to engage in sex with. This event can be witnessed in such places as San Francisco, California, or Province Town Massachusetts.

Those faggots are having a bear hunt at the football game.

Bear Hunt by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009

Bear Fight 

Pooping in, or putting poop into a tube sock, tying the end, and then beating someone with it so they slowly get covered in poo splatter.

Lanalin: Dude, why are you covered in poop?
LexaLynn: I was sleeping on the couch and Jimmary started to bear fight me.

Bear Fight by Lanalin September 21, 2005

Bear and Lampshade 

Bear and Lampshade is a duo(?) of strange geeks who make fast complex videogame influenced IDM and Breakcore style music and draw strange cartoons of goats, bears, lampshades, goats, and "snowmans".

Bear and Lampshade's music is way too weird and nerdy for picking up chicks, unless the girl is into that stuff. (World needs more of those girls)

Bear and Lampshade by Lunargoose May 16, 2009