denzie bear

a name meaning adorable, cheek squeezable, chocomocobear, and zelly man.

Just had an hour and a half conversation with the one and only Denzie Bear!

by tcm96 September 2, 2010

african bear

when someone is staring at you as if they want to jump at you over some kind of thing blocking them from doing it, (example : table). and then just charge over the table and then just attacking you.

victim: im just saying -..
african bear : *charges over table and attacks"

by zarussian September 11, 2010

Ice bear

a white bear that lives in the ice caps or in captivity. commonly referred to as "polar bear"

The seal was caught and eaten by its most feared natural predator, the ice bear.

by MukBackwards November 13, 2011

Monkey Bear

A Monkey Bear is a mythical creature dreamed up by frustrated parents who have kids that don't pay attention or listen. They sometimes have to resort to outlandish stories in order to traumatize their children into paying attention. A child behaving now is better than paying for a psychiatrist later on in life. A Monkey Bear usually lives in a child's pajama drawer and comes out at night and scratches a child's ass regardless of age. In Belize it is also known as El Rascador de Culo or "Ass Scratcher".

Sweetie you need to listen, it's time to go to bed. If you don't go to bed the Monkey Bear that sleeps between your Little Mermaid pajamas and your SpongBob Pajamas will awaken from it's slumber and scratch your little booty.

by The man how hates pleather. July 8, 2011

bear grill

The hairy build up one gets on and in between their teeth after eating out a woman who does not shave her crotch.

"Dude, when I ate out Sally last night she totally gave me a bear grill because of her huge bush!"

by abighairymanwithabighairyvagina March 4, 2008

paddington bear

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

polar bear

Gay slang for a grey haired, older, hairy chubby guy. Or a guy that looks like Santa Claus without the suit.

I have abandonment issues with my dad, so I tend to be into polar bears.

by Tomahhtoe May 4, 2009