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Fried Eggs

When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.
Mary can't have children because Tom gave her fried eggs.
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Fried Eggs

An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.
Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!
by Buttsexisdirty May 31, 2011
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freedom fries

Them Freedom Fries is damn tasty.
by Rossco May 14, 2003
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freedom fries

The best Idea We have ever had, If you dont like the way America Runs, then Go fuck yourselves over to France.
They say the brits had Red Coats because they wouldnt be affraid of blood, if they got shot, well thats why the French have brown Pants and yellow Shirts
by Adam Hawkins May 15, 2003
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freedom fries

Freedom fries? what a fucking gay name.....what oh bush made it up...thats why
by Jess666 May 21, 2007
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dork fries

To be used in combination with jerk burger to increase the level of an insult.

circa 1995: Oak Creek High School; Oak Creek,Wisconisn.
"You're a jerk burger with dork fries!"

"Whatev."

*Hey I didn't say it always hit the mark.
by superfantasticlovelygurl August 16, 2006
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fried out

is the act when somebody has been smoking "frizzles" or crystal meth. They become "frizzled" or "fried out", usually you can tell if their eyes look a little wider than usual.
Jan: "Look at Frank's eyes!"
Fred: "Oh, he's justs fried out"
Jan: "Don't tell me he's on the frizzles again."
by Kilo Ghost June 4, 2016
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