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swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life
Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind
by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018
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snake bitten

him: yo that girl is snake bitten
other guy: what do you mean
him: everyone she has dated broke up with her or cheated, her parents even got divorced because of her
other guy: damn. that’s harsh.
by oh man January 12, 2019
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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The bartender

Where you offer a girl a drink at the bar and then ask for her credit card to pay for it.
“I pulled the bartender on a girl last night. I offered her a drink, but I needed her credit card because mine delined.”
by Pseudophedrine September 22, 2021
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Fat battery

wow that "fat battery" was amazing
by SylverSylveon December 19, 2021
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Fanny Batter

If a hetero man doesn't know what fanny better is he's still a virgin
Woke up this morning there was so much Fanny Batter on my dick ,it looked like a sausage from the chippy
by Vlad1Vostok April 14, 2022
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flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.
Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.
by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022
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