Panda Bandit

The desire to insert ones' meat into another's anus

Q: That "Burdy" lad is a right polish panda bandit!
A: So's your mum!
Q: You're mum on toast...

by Granty Babes April 2, 2008

Quim Bandit

A collector of the quim.

Shirley's quim was soaking wet, and so Nigel decided to don the act of the quim bandit in order to win himself a lumpkin.

A: Go eat some quim you fucking quim.
B: I ain't know muhfucking quim bandit.

by Quim Bandit January 25, 2011

wet bandit

the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.

last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit

by noobler elf October 24, 2007

Oxygen Bandit

senior and/or other individuals seen pulling around tanks of oxygen to aid in respiration

"check out that fuckin' oxygen bandit"

by fagbot December 11, 2004

masked bandit

certian trademarks placed by certian people, in certian places

"ah-hah, theres a masked bandit on my web page!"

by *masked bandit* December 13, 2003

blowpop bandits

a group of 6 girls who are the SHIZ!beware their EXCELLENT at tping.and they really like waynes world

The blowpop bandits totally got us last night.

by wayne campbell August 3, 2004

ass bandit

One who pokes ass with his penis. A perpetrator of anal indecency. One who practices sodomy. A homosexual male. A male who enjoys a a good game of ass darts.

Dude! I accidentally walked in on John while he was poking Henry in his keester. Wow, what an ass bandit!

by Poken U. Rarse December 5, 2011