Amberism

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before him. He is also very funny.

Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...

by My myself and I January 19, 2021

pulling an amber

Falling down the stairs while putting a sock on

Jason was pulling an amber and ended up breaking his toe

by Payzant December 3, 2016

Amber

The sexiest thing ever to walk the Earth. Lives off of coffee and the love of Hobos.

That is one hot Amber! Do you smell coffee?

by King of Hobos March 1, 2009

Amber

/am-bur/ n. (sxy: 1988) 1. Surfer Girl/ Kewl Girl, 2. Gods gift to man, 3. One sexy down to earth female who contains the most luring eyes and breath-taking smile., 4. pure fun, an orgasmic feeling unnatural to most people 5. purely all natural and sexy.

n. (4) "while drinking heavy amounts of alcohol causing me to rip off all my clothes and run into the ocean i felt an Amber hit my body as i jumped up and down causing the crowd to clap and cheer my name."

by striden July 15, 2008

amber

1. fossilized tree sap
2. a precious gem
3. a goldish brown/yellow

1. In Jurassic Park, they took DNA from mosquitos trapped in amber.
2. This gem in my necklace is amber.
3. ...amber waves of grain...

by Amber Ann September 16, 2006

amber job

the act of performing manual stimulation or oral sex of the fellatio nature, then allowing the receiver to "blow his load" in the giver's hand, proceeded by the giver licking the cum from his or her hand. sometimes compared to blowing a load in the giver's mouth, but clearly not the same.

Guy 1: Hey man, how was your night?
Guy 2: Whoa dude, this girl I hooked up with totally gave me an amber job-- she licked my baby batter right off of her hand!

by whitegRAPEjuice December 9, 2010

amber

that bitch

shes that bitch ofc she’s amber nigga

by amberbitch December 1, 2018