cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

Drone shakes

The fear you get when you're flying an expensive drone for the first few times.

Dude! I've got a bad case of drone shakes flying this, I really hope it doesn't just fly away!

by Forest survival April 13, 2017

Jonny Shake

The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.

“Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”

by A Trustworthy Botswana Man August 3, 2018

Shum Shake

A delicious chocolate milkshake, with out chocolate and milk but with Shum

Mike: "Wanna a drink dude?"
Matt: "I want your girlfriends Shum Shake!"
Mike "Yer, lets ask!!"

by AZDAWG231 September 2, 2009

Quit Shaking

“a huge raging homosexual with a keyboard who believes he has the Knowledge, Strength and Integrity to be classified as a cod athlete. he is known to drive around his truck around colorado trying to sneak kids in the back so he can brag to his non existent fan base about having friends when in fact they are just his personal noncey neeky abductions“

Don’t be a Quit Shaking.

by Vertaci June 9, 2021

Harlem Shakes

A slang term for a fake seizure. Could be considered racist by 2021 standards.

Doctor: "looks like you have case of the Harlem shakes."

Patient: *shakes harder* "but I'm have a seizure"

Doctor: "If you were really having a seizure you wouldn't be able to talk"

by Suprchkn April 20, 2021

Shamrock Shaked

When you get with a girl, but then she turn lesbian (or bi-sexual)

I know you was with her, but she likes girls now- you got Shamrock Shaked my dawg.

by Salvatore's Pizza January 25, 2018