hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

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Thirsty hamster

She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.

I got a felony for getting a thirsty hamster in a parking lot

by Totallynormalguy69420 March 30, 2024

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Hamstering

When you climb on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and your lady sucks you off underneath like a hamster drinking from a water bottle

I took the chick up out in the Civic last night and she did some hamstering on me.

by AjayCee005 October 2, 2025

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Hamstering

When a man lies down face down on top of a car, with his erect penis protruding through the sunroof, where he is given a blowjob. It is referred to as hamstering because it resembles a hamster in a cage drinking from a water bottle.

Dude, I just visited a new dogging spot and someone was deadass hamstering! It was hot af, ngl.

by TopicopediaPodcast October 4, 2025

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Hamstering

A sexual act involving two people and a car with a sunroof.

Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.

Person 1: “Did you hear that Josh and Christina were Hamstering in his car the other night?”

Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”

by lowkey. November 13, 2025

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