Couple Goals

If you know you know, this song is the true meaning of couple goals https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao

Me and shawty bae where being real couple goals, and we were listening to https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao

by catougirl July 26, 2021

couple-culture reference

When someone brings up a previous entry in that personal, tiny subculture of jokes, observations, awesome one-liners and general ideas that is borne of any two people. Such cultures can be linked by more than two people but are not nearly as intimate.

proper couple-culture reference

A: Hey B, x?
B: Haha, x! Good times.

improper couple-culture reference

C: GUYS
B+A: yes?
C: x x x x x x x
B+A: lol

by play/write January 10, 2012

The ultimate power couple

Simon & Osha

Simon & Osha are the ultimate power couple

by Hiilma November 20, 2020

three way couple

there is a boy that two girls like and he likes them both

he is in a three way couple

by weiami October 3, 2017

Perfect couple

A relationship between two people (like Anya and Jevro), that is amazing and just perfection (like Anya and Jevro).

3 meals a day? More like 3 fucks a day, those are perfect couple goals!

by Janya shipper March 16, 2021

couple

When 2 people are deeply in love with someone else

Kareem and Vivien are such a good couple
That couple should get married

by stephanie and hannah November 6, 2017

Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.

Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.

by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025