Bed paralysis

The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.

“Laura isn’t going to be joining us, she has bed paralysis.”

by Saph-69 September 11, 2021

hotel bed

Hotel bed is a bed you can enjoy fucking (hard) in. No other reason for having one than that reason alone.

Dude my hotel bed broke from fucking so hard last night.

by Kinkybitch101 March 27, 2015

Bed knight

A person who prefers giving sexual pleasure during intercourse. Pairs with pillow princess/prince.

A pillow princess like Caroline needs a bed knight like Ray.

by Canela 61 August 12, 2022

sweat the bed

When one has spent the night before on Drugs / Drink , (or simply turned the room temperature to tropical) so upon waking feels a certain moistness in the sheets - Have you urinated , no , you've sweat the bed.

After a night out on the town with the boys, Gary woke up in damn sheets, hoping he had sweat the bed , not pissed himself

by Wavy tree September 21, 2016

to bed someone

In short, to have sexual intercourse with someone, regardless of gender (and age in specific cases).

“I had to bed someone, it was totally crazy, she wasn’t even a ten dude..”

by sorrower July 9, 2023

Bed Bug

Someone who is addicted to their bed. Typically a person suffering from depression.

Look at mark, he is such a bed bug.

by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ69 August 30, 2019

Bed Yam

A person who sits in bed and watches television or plays on the computer too much.

George would rather sit in bed and watch movies ( be a Bed Yam) than go out with his friends.

by sally44567 January 1, 2012