Guy: I think a have a crush on Andy
Guy 2: Bro, Don't be such a simp
Are you a simp? You keep talking to her
Guy 2: Bro, Don't be such a simp
Are you a simp? You keep talking to her
by TearBerry February 22, 2022
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A simp is someone who is a beta male lacking self respect and choosing to settle second place in a woman's life. They're desperate horny individuals who are willing to do anything for a woman just so they can try to experience intercourse. They're virgins who have never experienced a relationship with women because they're viewed as unattractive by women or they're afraid to find a girlfriend themselves. So simps resort to throwing money to girls hoping that they would get a chance at receiving intercourse from someone. They're willing to go to extensive lengths by lowering their standards to rock bottom and seek intercourse with any woman regardless of how careless and irresponsible the woman is. Simps are overly submissive individuals who are willing to always favor a female in their life while receiving nothing in return over it. Simps are alright with having a one-sided relationship and that makes them easy prey for degenerate women who seek to freeride other men like the ones who do Onlyfans.
Jason: Hey, did you see Alex donate $10,000 to that twitch thot streamer?
Earl: Yeah man, Alex is such a simp who is willing to waste his money on a woman who doesn't care for him.
Earl: Yeah man, Alex is such a simp who is willing to waste his money on a woman who doesn't care for him.
by Sigma Male 907 February 26, 2022
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n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone
n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone
"Yunley was simping over Shrimasimpa to the point where he let thousands of people die for her, even though her death could have saved them all."
"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."
"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."
by eyelidlash August 9, 2021
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