Hammer the Job

To masturbate/have a wank/spank the plank.

“ Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “

by Maccamore February 14, 2021

Job Simulator

A VR Game where you can work in your free time. Sounds good to me!
Its a very nice sarcastic game where you can get one of your dream jobs in a time where computers took all the jobs and humans only have the simulations left.

"I am so tired from my job, may I play some job simulator!"

by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020

rubbing job

when you are rubbing a girls pussy then you rub it on your dick

I was giving her rubbing job in my car

by ppppppppppppppppppppplahscacca May 10, 2016

Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010

Bong Job

This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.

Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"

Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."

by Wheeler69 March 9, 2013

below job

The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.

Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.

by A. Roy August 10, 2006

nub job

A hand job received from a women who has lost her hands and retains only nubs.

Yo, I can't believe you let her give you a nub job! WTF man.

by nubfanactic March 1, 2010