claire and logan

super swag and cool people who are in love, they hold hands and hug and kiss. they have sex sometimes. they buy each other pillow pets.

claire and logan are so cool fuckkkk

by edibletoenails December 13, 2021

Claire Ashworth

Defined as a Dirty sket, riddled with stds, has probably shagged your grandad. Very sorry better hide him no one is safe.

What’s that coming over the hill is a hex bug ?

No you silly twat its a Claire Ashworth and her flappy ham wallet

by Bighairyfuckinballsacks April 7, 2020

CLAIRE

She's a thot. Thick n grippy Claire Douglas has no chill. She fancies a guy called Michael Mccarthur, otherwise known as lil roll.

"Claire is mine"

by Hahalala43 December 12, 2021

St. Clair

A very tense, stiff, and sore neck pain caused by Jessica St. Clair turning heads wherever she goes because she's so damn beautiful.

Guy: *rubs his neck, turning head from side to side*
Other Guy: "Dude, what's wrong with your neck?"

Guy: I've got a st. clair
Other Guy: "Ouch! Yea I had one of those last week when I saw her at the gym."

by Little Pee November 15, 2017

Clair Obscur Expedition 33

The sole savoir of the French people in modern times

Dude, did you play Clair obscur Expedition 33? No what is that? It's a game made by French people who single handedly saved the reputation of French people.

by Egan08 May 28, 2025

Outback 'Claire

Also known as the Outback Eclair

To proceed oral sex after your partner has defocated in your orifice.

Gazza: Oi mate you wouldn't believe what the misso let me do last night!
Dazza: go on lad?
Gazza: had a go at the Outback 'Claire!!
Dazza: fuckn struth mate!!

by Moist towlette August 18, 2019

Claired

When a jail makes you think your posting bond and at the last possible moment, the take you back to your cell.

Inmate 1- what you doing back so fast?

Inmate 2- I got claired, fuck them pigs.

by Randalpho May 5, 2021