cock jockey

A girl that is an expert at handling a cock.

Lauren L. has had every cock in Massillon, she's a real cock jockey.

by Ask me all about the HO Lauren July 07, 2009

knob jockey

homosexual

Girl 1: "Wow, he looks pretty tasty!"

Girl 2: "Yes, but he's a knob jockey."

by 68guns March 20, 2009

Knob Jockey

In reference to the previous definition .. I meant of the male gender!

by Foiz April 09, 2003

Stale Jockey Wiper

A term that describes a Clorox wipe that was dried out because someone left the lid open. May also be used to refer to someone who uses said wipes instead of toilet paper to exfoliate their anus. Some people just like the way it stings.

Josh: "Do we have any Clorox wipes left?"
Kenny: "No, some fawning cum herder left the lid open so all we have left is a bunch of stale jockey wipers."
Josh(aside): "Yes, my anus has been needing that fresh lemon scent."
Kenny: "What?"
Josh: "Nothing."

by datdoedoe August 27, 2016

jap's eye jockey

An offensive name used to describe a male with homosexual tendencies in the United kingdom. Alternatives include arse bandit and jobbie jabber. Also see jap's eye

That guy over there is a Jap's eye Jockey.

by Recci91 May 23, 2011

Testicle Jockey

A person who professionaly rides horse testicles in races.

Carl is a testicle jockey.

by MartyV1014 June 30, 2010

rocket jockey

Please see slut.

Slut that loves astronauts

Did you notice that rocket jockey staring at my moon rocks?

by puckin April 06, 2014