Apple Watch

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.

Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side

by Anony-mouse 🐭 December 10, 2020

are you watching me

I am.

"Are you watching me?" "Of course not, just ask your Aunt Jackie." "How do you know my Aunt's name?" "..."

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

watch

something on your wrist to tell the time

i have a new watch

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Uncle Watchamamacallit

Someone that is not really anyone.

- Who?
- Uncle Watchamamacallit

by Alex Panzer August 30, 2005

whatchall grippin

This is a term used when you are asking somebody what they are up to or what they are doing at the moment. Usually used in the beginning of a sentence, in other words, another way to say whats up.

Yo bro whatchall grippin?

I'm just at the mall shopping with some friends, whatchall grippin later tonight?

by momo show September 15, 2009

Watchu faka

1. Shit is going down, you are gonna fight

2. Typical call outs that people of Hawai use when things get heated

3. The first thing said at graduation patehs when da peoples is suckin up the green bottles kinda too much...but eh no such ting as too much

Unko Boi: "watchu faka!"

Steve: who me?

Unko Boi: Yeah you! Why you was giving me dat eye foa?

Steve: oh sorry sorry.

Unko Boi: You lucky i neva lick you! Bettah watchit!

by AinaOMolokai March 5, 2018

I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

by Quackers12345 December 12, 2010