by Chunkley March 31, 2021

smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat
other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot
other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot
by bruh ur mom December 9, 2021

When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.
“My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.
by Ohaflufball February 26, 2023

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood
Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
Bro 2: I still get no bitches.
by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022

As women age, the often get sharp dark hairs on and around their chins (like a wicked witch ;). This phrase can be useful in remembering to check and then pluck said hairs. Every Wednesday, check for stray hairs.
If you remember Witch Wednesday, you'll never catch a surprise hair while you're out in public and can't do anything about it.
by Someone Brilliant August 22, 2014

Convicted: Im innocent!
Girls at the back: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I see satan he is lying!!!!!!!!
Salem witch trials
Girls at the back: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I see satan he is lying!!!!!!!!
Salem witch trials
by DDRANG0N June 23, 2025

by anonymous October 21, 2020
