wrinkley jenkins

This means your dick.

Dont put your wrinkley jenkins near me.

by Nickolas Rhodes February 20, 2009

Wrinkle dick

A Penis that's worn out from to much Sex or Masturbation or of a Old man

Me: Send me a Nude Pic of you
Him: Sends the Pic
Me: Boy ya Wrinkle Dick Ass
Him: I aint got no wrinkle dick

Me: Starts Laughing

by MsOldsoul January 27, 2016

wankley hole

The opening in a man's underwear through which the penis is extracted for urinary or sexual purposes.

He was so lazy last night I had to give him a blowie through his wankley hole.

I went for a jog this morning and my dick popped out the wankley hole.

by Highland hotel June 8, 2016

Winkey

A penis

Mom, my winkey hurts.

by Beewinker101 June 18, 2020

Winglet

The upper portion of a butt crack, often visible when someone bends over with pants that don’t fit properly.

Honey, the plumber’s winglet is showing!

by Posterboy69 October 13, 2020

Epic Wrinkle

1. A wrinkle so large and huge that for generations, old wrinkles will tell baby wrinkles about the enormity and unimaginable size of the "Epic Wrinkle"!!!.

2. Someone who has gone the extra mile in debasing themselves and reaching new levels of idiocy and douche-baggery deserving of a superlative when being called a penis wrinkle.

Jimmy: Dude look at your clothes, looks like you keep them in a bag of rocks!
Bob: Yeah, look at this wrinkle. Epic Wrinkle!

Jimmy: Only a penis wrinkle would say something stupid like epic wrinkle.
Bob: I'm not a penis wrinkle. I'm an Epic Wrinkle!

by Heptard December 10, 2010

owens winkie

Owens winkie is a very large chose that weighs 2 billion pounds. It has a scab the open up and bleeds every night for 2 hours. He also has a scar from when he spread peanut butter on his balls for his dogs to lick but they took a chomp instead. He also has a very large stray pube that tickles his buthole to get the butflakes out of his asshole every night then he picks them out and eats them for desert. He also has one stray Pube coming off his extremely large stray pube. Finally Owen has black mole with a hat coming off of it, it also has mold growing along the edges of his mole.

Yuck did you guys hear about Owens winkie.

by Sledgang... January 12, 2018