Clark Belly

One's stomach that protrudes to a great distance, far exceeding that of a "beer belly"

Dude why do you have such a clark belly.

by BigL August 11, 2012

Sheldon Clark High School

full of trifiling ass bitches..security guard is a 4ft 6in waste of space! teaches are crazy to the point where they talk about themselves in 3rd person?? COCKROACHES EVERYWHERE

Sheldon Clark High School

by schsfag May 16, 2019

Zaden Clarke

A Discord troll who has a really weird sense of humour, but a good guy. At first he will seem quiet but once you get to know him you'll be surprised. A short guy who always calls people "kids" and claims to be older than them. In reality, he just wants some real, genuine friends who have a similar sense of humour and have his back. If you see a Zaden Clarke, tell him you want to be his friend.

Zaden Clarke: Does anyone want to be my friend :(
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!

by anonymous February 27, 2022

Adam Clarke

Old poo that has a broken arm and claims disability from the government lazy and can't get any girls because, well, he's him lol.

What an old pooooooooooooo

(Adam) oh hey, govenment

(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR

(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr

by Haha lazy adam December 1, 2021

Clark

Clark is a kind man that cares way too much for those he cares about to the point he sacrifices a lot of himself. He fights for his loved ones and what he believes in. He listens to everyone's problems, but rarely talks about his in fear that he might be sharing too much. He understands others and can adapt to the most diverse friend groups. Clark deserves so much more than what he's given. Ladies don't treat him right and take advantage of his kindness because he allows it. Clark is funny and hard to forget. He's also kinda crazy.

me: who was it that made a flamethower in class?

friends: oh, yeah; that was clark

by Bigdragoncock May 11, 2022

Paul Clark

An unidentified curator

"He's a regular Paul Clark"

by AnchoredStarling May 17, 2025

Mason Clarke

A wonderful man with a mullet who always leaves you at the worst time, I will miss him, and so will everyone else, I love him and I want to make today the best last day for him today, I and everyone, on the behalf of me, will miss his tiny heart and his massive ability to dance, and be very hot, Mason Clarke, we all wish you a lovely fair well, to go up north and be with a bunch of crocodiles. We will miss you.

"Mason Clarke! Do the gritty"

by Khussh's Guardian angel May 25, 2022