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Errol Wife

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

Mi wake up 4am missing you it feel so real like you was right here with mi I-Man tank Jah for you every everywaking day🙏🏾Empress mi love you more today than yesterday💕we had some rain it all ways remind mi of you as it a you favourite time mi would av you wrapped in a mi a arms & we make love with the rain a beat down pon the zinc roofing nothing sweeter or sexier than mi & you deep in each other especially when you si dung in a lap memories very precious to mi wish you did here now

can't & won't stop love you 💕You a mi IDEAL woman there will never be another like you as you(EVER READY)love you beautiful smile firm bumper & everyting in between.On internet woman dem a foreign fed up a man not taking care of dem oral hygiene dirty teeth & bad case a HALITOSIS one woman run man a dentist him wouldn't go mouth full a stumps rotten bruk off teeth😷Mi don't get how many man live a foreign & nah take care a him mouth it's not Jamaican man ting as a Jamaican man would prefer put in dentures him don't want no one chat like dat.You love man with nice teeth you use to tell how you love mi smile😁
Errol Wife
Mi love you world without end Empress can't wait to see you when I-Man forward❤️❤️
by Janet21 June 11, 2023
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Swipe Wife

The modern term for "sugar momma".

The "Swipe" comes from swiping a credit card that belongs to the breadwinner. Which in this case, is the woman.
Tabitha is totally Jake's "Swipe Wife". She is loaded and Jake doesn't have to pay for sh*t!
by Kristin_12 June 23, 2023
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Errol's Wife

This woman is the most amazing woman I've ever laid eyes on,but what is she doing with

that loser?I shouldn't think like this,but I'm worried I may do or say something dramatic sooner or later.How can my thoughts be so consumed by this sweet beautiful lady & how

do I deal with him on a not so obvious level?
Someone/Anyone help 😬
Oh my Errol's Wife where do I begin? This is difficult for me & my cock is getting harder

each time I think of this it's not all sexual
either. I think we are better together than

him as loyalty is important
by Janet21 February 13, 2023
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cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.
Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.
by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023
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Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...
Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Prophet's wife

Prophets wife may refer to the Islamic prophet Mohammed's many different wives over the course of his life.

All of Muhammad's wives were widows or divorced, with the exception of Aisha. Aisha was 19 around the time of her marriage, as teen marriage was common back in the ancient times.
The Prophet's wife was the woman Aisha, who was a very loyal wife.
by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023
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Sister Wifing

When a group of 2-4 girl friends date/marry one guy.
“Hey! Did you hear about Lindsey and Her friend?”
Oh yeah! They are definitely sister wifing! That’s so hot”

Yeah bro!”
by Freakyteakybr December 18, 2020
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