axis of weasels

A gathering of three or more criminal masterminds.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and President George W. Bush were known as the axis of weasels.

by Chicswank December 8, 2010

Bucktooth Jungle Weasel

A racist term for a black hillbilly who lives in the swampy depths of Louisiana. Still close to tree's, the black's natural environment, he can go wrastle gator's and eat his catch for dinner.

Racist #1: Look at that stupid redneck nagger trying to wrastle that gator

Racist #2: Fuckin' Bucktooth Jungle Weasel

by Kooter Miller January 5, 2013

Shit Weasel

When there is an intense, overwhelming painful cramping in the stomach and abdomenal region that usually ends results in one bent over clutching themselves in pain. Sometimes there are the noises of a weasle running around and screaming to be released, by means of diarrahea. Side effects may include: goosebumps, shivering, crying, cramping, burning of the anus, sweating, and sharting or aka shit farting.

"Oh man, my stomach hurts sooo bad, I think I have a shit weasel running around and wants to get out oooouch!!" and then run to the bathroom for relief.

by Corinne G. May 23, 2007

cum weasel

the offspring of mike williams and shaniqa

"the cum weasel ran away last week"

by gary coleman February 5, 2004

sneaky weasel

#1: To fool someone.

#2: To pull the "wool over someones eyes"

#3: To be sneaky under-handedly

Chad: Hey Todd, don't forget we need to leave early
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.

Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.

(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)

Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.

Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.

by Todd Lee November 14, 2005

fuck weasel

n. a roomate's douchebag boyfriend

My boss called me a fuck weasel.

by Original Mean Girls January 9, 2009

Weasel Melon

One who weasels his melon while scooping his nuggets. Or when a girl has small breasts, she can sometimes be called a weasel melon.

Girl, you are suck a weasel melon! You need to grow them nug nugs.

Dude, I just weasel meloned myself

by The Grand Master of Melon August 23, 2010