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weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 15, 2024
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Adequate Weinering

When your SO gives that good good 10/10 meat stick
Cailey got some adequate weinering last night
by Adequate Weiner January 20, 2024
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Weiner redeemer

A woman, usually, and boringly also known as a hoe, who just can't get enough weiner. So horribly down bad that she must treat her own obsessions of weiner as redeemable tokens of sex
"I don't know dude. That girl you introduced me to at the club, something about her just screams weiner redeemer.
by LFWinkwell January 30, 2024
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Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel
by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023
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Toxic Weiner

A way to refer to a group of male exes.
Oh my exes, they're toxic weiners
by Dr. Delarney November 21, 2023
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Weiner on out of here

Leaving in a “fuck thissort of way
hey, let’s weiner on out of here
by sugarcookie6969 December 8, 2023
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Soup can weiner

A penis that is very thick, round and short. Shares the likeness of a soup can.
“Have you seen Trevor’s dick? He’s got a soup can weiner.”
by Rothers2002 November 16, 2018
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