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right wanker

An extremely opinionated, rabidly dogmatic, excessively partisan individual to the extreme right of the political spectrum.
Only an extreme Right Wanker would advocate privatizing Social Security.
by Butt Man April 15, 2015
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Wanker

by Eva November 16, 2003
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Wankerface

Wankerface.

A derogatory term used to describe someone who enjoys to masturbate with their/on their own face.
Steve you wankerface!
by Invader May 13, 2005
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wankeltutor

an insult used in similar circumstances to the word wanker, but with a less harsh edge.
you've just been sick on my carpet, you wankeltutor!
by andrew speakman October 9, 2005
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Wanker's Chest

Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.
"Doc say's i've got an overstrecthed diaphragm"
"Wanker's chest you mean!" rofl
by Balistic July 30, 2010
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wankerland

Place where all hipsters can go and live
Fuck off back to Wankerland
by dangerdar June 7, 2011
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wankers ache

wankers ache mean that you wank so hard that your dick falls off
hey ismael dont get wankers ache hionk hionk hionk
by Steffe from f.ib September 3, 2016
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