pole walking

The act of smoking pot, weed or marajuna

Wanna go pole walking?

by Polewalker January 4, 2008

crab walking

When the female gets into a crab position and walks back and forth into the males genitalia. The male can also place two fingers in her backdoor for added arousal.

Kevin: "I got our lass into crab walking the other day! It sent her bean wild."

by G-shot Muncher December 26, 2011

Jay walking

The trajectory of a pedestrian illegally crossing a large thoroughfare against incoming traffic.

When you cross a street with lots of incoming traffic, you will walk parallel to the flow of traffic and in a direction opposite to it. Then, when you see an opening, you will turn and dash through the other side anticipating (hopefully) the incoming vehichles. Seen from above, your trajectory takes the shape of the letter J, hence the expression "Jay walking."

by Antidogma April 2, 2011

I'm walking on sunshine

to be super high.

Dude: i'm soo stoned man
Guy: i know man i'm walking on sunshine
Dude: nice

by i have a computer September 5, 2011

Walkington

The largest form of rat hood. Usually overly uses the word "snap!". Is closely related to the Rogue Scoundrel. These creatures are sneaky and should be exterminated on sight.

Hey, theres Walkington, that kid is a dill, a rat dill! Hey RAT!

by SNAP December 13, 2004

The Walking Dead

Any person under the age of 35 who is either (A) married, (B) engaged, or (C) is a parent. They move around society, imitating the motions of the living... but--come on, we all know--they're The Walking Dead.

Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"

Old Friend #1: It's so good to reconnect with everybody from high school. What ever happened to Kyle?
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle

by D. Sanchez III November 21, 2014

Walking Abortion

n. A derogatory term for a male.

Originates from Feminazi Valerie Solanos’ SCUM (Society for Cutting Up Men) Manifesto.

The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.

by Not a Feminazi. Honest! May 27, 2004