something that you should never google in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life!
it will scar you forever
it is the sickest, vilest thing you will ever see in your life!
it will scar you forever
i typed blue waffle in google and hit im feeling lucky
i was scarred for life and never used google again
im a bing person now
i was scarred for life and never used google again
im a bing person now
by Poopy Pingu May 1, 2010
Get the blue wafflemug. You put a tennis racket over someones face and shit on it then. press it into their face causes the waffle like image.
no example needed, enough said
by Dick Tucker February 14, 2005
Get the offle wafflemug. Brian: “Hey, girl! How was your date last night?”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”
by Dignity's Foe March 28, 2012
Get the waffle ironmug. The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.
by CFP July 24, 2008
Get the waffle ironmug. Waffle Ass is a term used to refer to a womans posterior after it has been spanked enough times in any given direction to leave the imprints resembling that of a waffle.
"Girl, I'll spank yo ass so many times you'll have waffle ass for a week."
or
"I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."
or
"I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."
by Jason Landrie February 13, 2006
Get the Waffle Assmug. When the outer lips of the vagina have become bruised from rough sex and or objects being used to aggressively. bruising usually appears waffle like because bruising occurs at different rates causing blue and yellow markings.
"I woke up with a Blue Waffle and I thought I had an STD, but my DR told me it is just bruising from having repeated rough sexual interactions consecutively."
by VampGurl08 June 14, 2016
Get the Blue Wafflemug. a road-killed animal with tyre tread patterns impressed into its flesh : Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.
Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.
by Loopy Garou September 19, 2005
Get the meat wafflemug.