witch wednesday

As women age, the often get sharp dark hairs on and around their chins (like a wicked witch ;). This phrase can be useful in remembering to check and then pluck said hairs. Every Wednesday, check for stray hairs.

If you remember Witch Wednesday, you'll never catch a surprise hair while you're out in public and can't do anything about it.

by Someone Brilliant August 22, 2014

[Witch]

A witch is a conceited, antagonistic, two-faced (or dual personalities), manipulative, passive-aggressive , cowardly, hateful, trouble starting, backstabbing, evil, sly, secretly plotting, self-centered, snide, self righteous FEMALE that goes out of her way to make trouble for you personally. She is skilled at double entendre, subterfuge, lies, and at playing the injured party (victim) in most any confrontation. A witch is expert at offending in a socially accepted way.

Worshipping pagan gods may play part in this.

One may have righteous feelings of contempt, anger, and hatred towards this witch. One may have a burning desire do violence to this witch, as well as mentally plotting revenge against this witch.

The secretary was a real witch for running off with her married boss and his money the way she did.

by Occasionally Alert February 27, 2019

nasty witch

Madonna, according to Michael Jackson

'I think afterwards she wrote some mean things about me in the press and I said that she's a nasty witch.'
Michael Jackson

by MGfunnhJ March 26, 2017

Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

SCARLET WITCH DAY

MARCH 19TH IS SCARLET WITCH DAY. ON THIS DAY WE COMMEMORATE HER AND SHOW HER RESPECT. HANG DECORATIONS MAKE A CAKE FOR HER. WATCH ALL MOVIES SHE IS IN READ ALL THE COMICS SHE IS IN. CELEBRATE HER IN EVERY WAY. TELL ALL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

Penelope says, " Is it SCARLET WITCH DAY". Her friend Vanessa says, " It is let's watch all her films she is in to celebrate".

by Penelope233<3<3<3 August 3, 2022

salami witch

talula when she plays w ur whole salami (salami #6 specifically)

talula: I was tried in the salami witch trials
me: damn that’s crazy

by talula johnson June 27, 2021

Witch

Someone who practises witchcraft or who is good at brewing in minecraft, often named Nayana. they fly high on their brooms,at great speed.

person:'Hey look in the sky! a witch!'
person:' you son of a witch'

by tHiCkY_ nIcKy November 5, 2019