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Cunt Whale

Some one who is an enormous cunt, the biggest cunt you can possibly imagine, there is no size limit for a cunt whale.

It all depends on amount of bitch, slutty-ness, and cuntism in their system.

Demonstrated in this formula.

Bitch+Sluttiness * Cuntism = The Cunt Whale Factor
Dude she went back to her ex's house and gave him a hug, just to be a bitch you say?

WHAT A CUNT WHALE!
by Martin Swift August 19, 2008
mugGet the Cunt Whalemug.

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea
Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale
by Chris December 18, 2004
mugGet the capping the whalemug.

Tossed The Whale

Taken from the movie Hancock when the CGI whale is tossed out into the ocean. Meaning that the CGI was so terrible that the Whale was Tossed.
Lord of the Rings "tossed the whale" during the cave troll scene. It just looked so fake.
by jupiter0225 August 22, 2008
mugGet the Tossed The Whalemug.

whale watching

The act of watching or observing fat people
guy 1: "should we go to McDonald's?"

guy 2:"no, I don't like whale watching"
by Rad70000001 October 17, 2011
mugGet the whale watchingmug.

whale shark

Youve seen em' in local clubs, bars, and hamburger stands worldwide. A whale shark is a close relative of the mud shark. Close but no cigar. She is the heftier, more robust white woman who prefers the meat of a nigg. The way that she differs from a mud shark is that weighing 300+ lbs is not stopping her from thinking she can wear hoochie clothes. Her head is usually pumped up by black men into thinking she is gods gift to this earth. Feel free to hunt these disgusting animals.
Hey you seen that whale shark? she looked like rosie o' donnel
by jermdogg October 20, 2008
mugGet the whale sharkmug.

whale tailin'

when your thong can be seen above your pants
wow she is whale tailin' tonight
by miranda k October 22, 2006
mugGet the whale tailin'mug.

white whale

A white whale is something you cant get ....like seeing a white whale would be rare. It would be seeing something you always wanted and you absolutely have to buy it. So when u get it, it's your white whale.
I have yet to find my white whale. It will be a great day when I do though.
by Cool Breez February 1, 2005
mugGet the white whalemug.

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