whisper bitching

When your coworker spends most of her day complaining about everything possible, but whispers the entire time so those she is bitching about don't hear her. All anyone can hear is the whisper noises.

Hey, do you know where Sally is?
You can't hear her whisper bitching over on the next aisle?

by Zero_Sarcasm May 12, 2016

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Food whisperer

When someone can talk to food in a way people don't understand only you

Wow me and my friends are food whisperers we we talking to that food like nobody else

by cheesy joy May 5, 2016

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whisper box

A whisper box is an intimate way to refer to a woman's genetalia.
As if it is a beautiful secret that is waiting to be discovered.

I longed to unlock her whisper box

by Queenofthewhsiperboxes August 24, 2016

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whisper box

A whisper box is an intimate way to describe a women's genetalia.
As if unlocking a beautiful secret.

I longed to unleash her whisper box.

by Queenofthewhsiperboxes August 24, 2016

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Shout Whispering

When you try to whisper quietly but you’ve been whispering for so long, you forget to be quiet and you whisper louder and louder, until it sounds like shouting

“Eve, don’t forget to whisper, your parents are in bed”
“I am whispering, Caroline!”
“No, Eve... that’s shout whispering. You’re louder than normal speaking volume...”
“Am I?? Ok sorry, I’ll be quiet.”

by Caroline2207 May 5, 2018

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shout whispering

When you’ve been whispering for so long, you forget that you’re trying to be quiet. What started as a whisper ends up getting louder and louder, and eventually you’re shout whispering!

“Eve, keep the noise down - you’re parents are asleep in bed”
“I’m whispering, Caroline!”
“No, Eve. You’re shout whispering! You’re louder than normal speaking volume!”

by Caroline2207 February 10, 2018

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