Brinnon Washington

"Brinn-on" "Wa-sh-ing-ton"

A place where the term "local drunk" gets confused with majority of the populace. A place where mountains meet the sea but its a damn Fjord and its called a Canal! A place where tourist get gored by blood thirsty elk and no one can hear you sequel like a gopher. A town where you can drive through and the atlas would say "Not found."

Welcome to the town of BRINNON! Where dreams come to die.... or at least get drunk and raise youngons on welfare.

So where are you going to bob?

Iam going to Brinnon Washington I heard they got great shell fish and elk to see!

Ok thats nice.... can I have your DVD player?

Why?

Your going to Brinnon and Iam just wondering what I get in your will?

by Rockos Wild Rugrats April 3, 2011

George Washington

A sexual act where while you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"

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I just gave her the George Washington last night and she was very pleased of liberty

by Ass the hat ass November 14, 2023

The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

dirty george washington

The act of fucking your dog repeatedly then kissing your wife as a bird bites your dick off.

Man the Dirty George Washington hurts a lot but sure was it fun!

by dasani_water☆ September 5, 2023

Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 28, 2023

Washington Waterslide

The act of filling a waterslide with piss and cum and diving head first into it. It is fully enjoyed when you do it with multiple people and have sex in it afterwards.

"Did you hear about Jame's Washington Waterslide at his house last Friday? everyone contributed to fill it up!"
"Wow talk about a group effort!"
"I wish I went but I was too busy enjoying my girlfriend's Mississippi Birdbath."

by pimpster69420 September 16, 2023

Washington DC

Northern charm and Southern efficiency

“Those politicians down in Washington DC don’t do shit!”

by Cosmonaut775 September 12, 2023