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vietnamese ass wash

This soothing cleansing of the posterior involves applying heated lotion to the hand and gently rubbing a path from the anus to the grundle for a period of 3-5 minutes. The more established parlors will conclude with a brief massage of the buttocks.

This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.
Nicky, Nech, Stanley, and I experienced a short hiatus to South Vietnam as ESL instructors. The constant lower body physical exertion of standing in class and riding scooters warranted relief in a general area from the waist to the upper thighs. As a result, numerous Vietnamese ass washes were procured to assist in our recovery from the local massage parlors during the duration of our stay.
by Karl Karlson August 12, 2006
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car wash

multiple guys using their tounges to give a girl the proper cleaning she deserves.
The guys and i gave Bree the First and best car wash. Not only was she clean she enjoyed it.
by Leonard May 13, 2005
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Car wash

When two people lick another's vagina and asshole at the same time. Thus resembling a car wash, by cleaning both holes at the same time.
"Hey man want to go car wash that chick?" "OK I call the ass!" "Alright I got her vajj"
by Shock Burner October 2, 2009
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white wash

1. A non-white girl that has a desire for males that are white.
2. The want to be a white person; a white wanna-be
1. Man, that bitch is so white washed.
2. Look at that mofo. He's so white washed.
by some random dude May 13, 2005
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Faux Wash and Dry

The act of walking out of a bathroom at work holding a paper towel as if you actually washed your hands after doing your business there. Designed to avoid the looks and comments of people who may be in the hall at the time you are exiting.
"Dude I never really wash my hands after pissin' at home because i am clean and all but at work I have to faux wash and dry my hands to avoid the jeers of all the pretentious a-holes I work with who might see me coming out of the shitter.
by guitargodrob1970 February 27, 2009
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Ass Wash

The act of washing your ass after taking a wicked disgusting shit. This method of ass washing is a cleaner method than wiping your ass with toilet paper.
John: Bae, I'm going to use the bathroom, I just ate a large burrito on the way over here.
Jennifer: K, Boo

John walks out of the bathroom 10 mins later

Jennifer: What took you so long boo?
John: Oh, I had to take an ass wash, so I jumped in your shower. It was so disgusting to whipe my ass with toilet paper.
Jennifer: :o Face is speechless
by Crazy_Puggle August 31, 2015
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Norweigen car wash

When a man cums on another mans chest and then rubs his head in it in a circular fashion.
I still have jizz in my hair from giving Daniel a Norweigen car wash.
by Whisker dog July 25, 2011
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