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The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017
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The coolest, funniest, most ridiculous online dictionary ever. Period.
I was reading the urban dictionary and wet myself laughing.
by alexrocks12 February 7, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

A website where 99% of the definitions are either racist or sexual
-Concerned Youth
J: I wonder what redneck means let me look it up on urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: Crazy, homeless white person. Like to shoot birds
by Whitetrash666 November 26, 2016
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That thing that used to be funny and won't let you publish definitions EVER.
by Niger Tits November 3, 2015
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Urban Dictionary

1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class
Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.
by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015
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