uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat
uncle portilini touched my willy
by uncle portilini July 05, 2023
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Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.
"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."
by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023
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Uncle Chris

Another term for a coke and rumheavy on the rum
by Lazarlazar April 04, 2022
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Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.
I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.
by UncleBarry May 21, 2018
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uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number
Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 09, 2019
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uncle sunday

1. A sinister uncle/close family friend, think of an uncle buck type character, only instead of late 80's hijincks, he brings inapropraite touching and the need for years of therepy as an adult.

2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.

3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.
Yo dawg, my uncle sunday came over and he gave me a sip of his beer. I don't remember what happened next but when I woke up my clothes were inside out.
by faust2501 August 09, 2018
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cousin-uncle

My cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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