friendly uncle

An unwanted yet forceable insertion performed during holidays by one's fathers brother. aka uncle.

So last Christmas my uncle Benny gave me a friendly uncle leaving me limping for a week.

by FuzzySachel November 21, 2017

uncle awful

An older man, who is ambiguous about his true age. until the moment he ejaculates inside of you, and screams "I was 27 when you were born"

When I asked you to call me Uncle Awful, I wanted you to mean it

by Auntie Douche Bag May 27, 2016

Fried Uncle

An old wise man that turned from being an albino into a badly sunburnt prune

Dammit fried Uncle I told you about this

by LordEggOfDootenLand June 14, 2016

uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole

"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"

by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018

uncle stage

A life stage of a single man at which he pursues intimacy only vicariously through his friends and family.

We've been on a bunch of dates but nothing ever happens. I think he's at the uncle stage.

by STCL December 10, 2011

uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat

uncle portilini touched my willy

by uncle portilini July 5, 2023

Uncle Phil

Top Dolla

LA Knight: I knew Will Smith was in the game, but I didn’t know Uncle Phil became a rapper.

by The Yeah Movement August 12, 2023