Type B Bride

A woman with very little interest in a big, grandiose wedding who's major concerns for her wedding day include how drunk she's getting on her hen do, the cost of the wedding, how quickly she wants it over with so she can get on with her life.

"I'm a Type B bride honey. Our wedding's going to be in the school hall, everyone's going to be dressed as characters from Firefly, I'll be turning up in my sweatpants, I'm buying the wedding cake from Wal-Mart, you can wear whatever the hell you feel like and I'll pretty much still be drunk.... so anyway, I was thinking we could go to Brazil for our honeymoon... 'cause they have a snake there!"

by Aelle October 21, 2014

typewiper

Internet blogger whose output is of such low quality that you might as well use it to wipe your arse.

Katie Hopkins is the queen of the typewipers; her column saves me a fortune on bog paper.

by mackyaj January 14, 2017

Type 8 diabetes

Has some of the symptoms as type ten diabetes but has a lesser effect. Symptoms can be dumbness, extreme diabetes, depression, smartness, death, kidneystones, and death

Did you hear that Aidan has type 8 diabetes, he has all the symptoms of type 10 but without the extreme hepititas

by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe May 30, 2018

Typefusion

1.When two or more people are chatting and they see the others typing so they stop typing waiting for replies and the others too stop typing coz they saw the others typing so they wait for each other to type not knowing all of them ain't typing.
2. Typefused/Typelocked/Deadtyped
People hate typefusion.

1. The typefusion made the conversation silent for a couple of minutes.
2. Bae: I've been waiting for your reply

Babe: sorry bae i got typefused.
3. I hate typefusion.

by Lovingtone Luke May 15, 2018

Typefart

A typo as a result of mental lapse or poor grammar.

- I'm in owe of your beauty.
-- awe*
- Awww, awe*, excuse my typefart.

by AlyaaG December 15, 2018

Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.

"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."

by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019

...type yna drow

This is when you give up and type some random crap.

Go outside.

You cant use this, ...type yna drow

by Boi ioB December 7, 2019