Two-pint-Martin

A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.

Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.

by James Flunder February 2, 2005

two dads

Anyone with a hyphenated surname.

Examples include Daniel "two dads"Day-Lewis whose father Cecil Day-Lewis once opined "As a writer I do not use the hyphen in my surname – a piece of inverted snobbery which has produced rather mixed results".

by M_Es_is_best October 13, 2015

Two fingers up

A pose where someone is putting up 2 fingers means they are madly in love with you

Did you see her with two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass kiss

by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022

Two Beer Queer

An adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.

dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer

by Evbrez January 19, 2007

two-finger beaver boxing

The act of using two fingers to pleasure a woman. Also known as fingering, finger fucking, and twat tickling in some sections of distant countries.

So I hear your girlfriend is a fan of two-finger beaver boxing?

by I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! January 2, 2009

Two Step

A dance style done at hardcore shows. You sway your legs back and forth and shift on the beat of the music.

Examples of good bands to two step to:
Comeback Kid
XParty CrewX
Bane
Verse
Champion

by DJGJ July 2, 2005

two by four

A skinny woman who was no breasts or ass.

Your girlfriend is like a two by four, skinny and flat on both sides.

by bfb August 23, 2012