two aside

Tearing your testicles apart and putting them aside

Dude did you just two aside just now

by Chinkz December 4, 2015

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the dirty two

Verb; simultaneous boob honking and blowjob.

“Hey girl, you wanna do the dirty two?

by MandM Productions November 20, 2019

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Two butt cheeks intentionally smacking into another set of butt cheeks. Usually celebratory, like a high five. But instead of a high five it is a low two.

To initiate a low two for the first time or any time, simply declare, "low two!" Once you turn your backside towards your friend, they will understand the premise and clash cheeks with you.

After winning a point in spike ball, the two teammates celebrated with a low two.

by yaboidaniez September 20, 2020

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Two tokens

A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."

Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.

"You know what? I'm too cool for this. Two tokens, bitch."

by MitchellDick April 7, 2008

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Two faced

When someone acts a certain way with you like in front of their friends but a different way with you and them alone. Two faced: Acting one way with people and acting a totally different way with other friends or people. You're two-faced if you swear at school and act all badass but then at home, you are sweet and don't swear at all. LOL

Me: Ryan is so two-faced.

My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.

Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.

My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.

"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"

by Tea's ready bitch June 15, 2019

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