1. A girl that rates low on A scale of one to ten, but is fuckable
2. a synonym for "not cool"
3. short for "that's what she said"/ "thats what he said"
2. a synonym for "not cool"
3. short for "that's what she said"/ "thats what he said"
1. "she may only be a 2 but im desperate" "two-zone :-("
2. "someone stole my pot.... two zone"
3. "i cant get it in!" "two-zone!"
2. "someone stole my pot.... two zone"
3. "i cant get it in!" "two-zone!"
by project noir July 6, 2011
Get the Two-zonemug. The act of two individuals having hard core sex, no matter the position usually being extremely pleasurable.
Damn bro, me and Scralett played Two Player last night on top of the roof and I had her ass shaking fr
by KNG RCK July 31, 2019
Get the Two Playermug. by MandM Productions November 20, 2019
Get the the dirty twomug. Two butt cheeks intentionally smacking into another set of butt cheeks. Usually celebratory, like a high five. But instead of a high five it is a low two.
To initiate a low two for the first time or any time, simply declare, "low two!" Once you turn your backside towards your friend, they will understand the premise and clash cheeks with you.
To initiate a low two for the first time or any time, simply declare, "low two!" Once you turn your backside towards your friend, they will understand the premise and clash cheeks with you.
by yaboidaniez September 20, 2020
Get the Low Twomug. A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."
Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.
Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.
by MitchellDick April 7, 2008
Get the Two tokensmug. When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.
Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.
If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
by baggers October 6, 2017
Get the Two for Fortymug. When someone acts a certain way with you like in front of their friends but a different way with you and them alone. Two faced: Acting one way with people and acting a totally different way with other friends or people. You're two-faced if you swear at school and act all badass but then at home, you are sweet and don't swear at all. LOL
Me: Ryan is so two-faced.
My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.
Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.
My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.
"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"
My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.
Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.
My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.
"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"
by Tea's ready bitch June 15, 2019
Get the Two facedmug.