two aside

Tearing your testicles apart and putting them aside

Dude did you just two aside just now

by Chinkz December 4, 2015

two sider

A woman who looks hot as fuck from behind, but when you see the front she's ugly as fuck.

Kinda like a butter face but you can say this in front of the person.

damn did you see that chicks ass she's hot! Nah man she's a two sider.

by ChiekKief May 27, 2014

Two Player

The act of two individuals having hard core sex, no matter the position usually being extremely pleasurable.

Damn bro, me and Scralett played Two Player last night on top of the roof and I had her ass shaking fr

by KNG RCK July 31, 2019

two tyl

A secret way of saying ttyl.

K broa from da same motha i be two tyl!

by Poncho Franzwarez May 29, 2010

Two faced

When someone acts a certain way with you like in front of their friends but a different way with you and them alone. Two faced: Acting one way with people and acting a totally different way with other friends or people. You're two-faced if you swear at school and act all badass but then at home, you are sweet and don't swear at all. LOL

Me: Ryan is so two-faced.

My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.

Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.

My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.

"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"

by Tea's ready bitch June 15, 2019

the dirty two

Verb; simultaneous boob honking and blowjob.

“Hey girl, you wanna do the dirty two?

by MandM Productions November 20, 2019

Two tokens

A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."

Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.

"You know what? I'm too cool for this. Two tokens, bitch."

by MitchellDick April 7, 2008