Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.
"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."
"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."
"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."
by derp25 January 16, 2025
Get the turbo virginmug. A mode in the Opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. Strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay... if that's what you want.
Firefox: I am the most efficient web browser!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.
Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!
Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch
10 seconds later
Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.
Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.
Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!
Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch
10 seconds later
Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.
Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!
by Cazaam October 22, 2014
Get the Turbo Modemug. Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran
Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff
Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff
by Nobgobble July 25, 2023
Get the Turbo biffmug. by WHATUKNOWABOUTROLLING May 26, 2021
Get the turbo snailmug. An advanced level of whiteness, usually used in juxtopositional exposition against something or someone from native black culture. The extreme shade of white against even something of mild color brings such attention to the whitenicity, that it is considered “advanced” or “turbo”. Term of endearment from a person of color to an ultra honkey.
Listening to the Lonely Island’s in depth description of their song “Ras Trent” was the day Seth Meyers realized he’s “turbo white”.
by Tukiluka April 1, 2025
Get the Turbo Whitemug. by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023
Get the Turbo Noncemug. Turbo-Buzzing is taking Adipex pilks for ADHD to become relaxed, but then you add caffeine (Caffeine pills, Monster energy drinks, coffees, NOS energy drinks), alcohol (Booze, Beer, Wine, Vodka, Everclear, Ethanol), or both. You become buzzed and hyper when combining Adipex, Monster energy drinks, and Vodkas. Adipex alone, you're focused and relaxed because of ADHD. Adipex + Monster energy drink + Vodkas --> Tweaked and Hyper.
Tony: I combined Adipex (75mg), Monster energy drink (140mg Caffeine + B Vitamins), and 2 shots of Vodka (around 40ml ethanol) and I became hyper and really buzzed. Turbo-Buzzing
by HawaiianPunch1 October 12, 2024
Get the Turbo-Buzzingmug.