turd mongrel 

A person who refuses to acclimate to the environment and proceeds to assume turd formation with persistence.

Don't mind Bob, he's being a real big turd mongrel tonight because I wouldn't stop at Mickey D's.

turd mongrel by Amylyssa McKrackii April 27, 2004

turd burglar

n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.

Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!

turd burglar by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 30, 2008

turd trapeze 

The act of laying toilet paper across a toilet as to cover the entire opening, putting the seat down to assure the paper stays put, and shitting on top of the paper to give the appearance that the toilet is supremely clogged and strikes fear into anyone who would dare to flush it. It's called the trapeze because the turd is skillfully balanced like a trapeze high artist.

What the hell, Carlos you clogged our toilet!

Wait nevermind, it was just a turd trapeze.

turd trapeze by Slate Giz February 16, 2010

turd-licker 

A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.

My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.

turd-licker by MWBishop July 1, 2010

turd magnet 

One who brings around shady, untrusted individuals; one who magnetizes to such low life scum; One who is always around an unwanted crowd of turds; A real turd magnet.

Frank: "Why do those guys keep coming around? Their fucking douchebags."

Mike: "Those are my friends"

Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"

turd magnet by Oldschool22 January 5, 2012

Turd knocker 

1) A fart that is ushering the way for a solid drop.
2) A term of endearment used by the elderly generation.

You little turd knockers behave while I'm gone, and I'll bring you some ice cream.

Turd knocker by Æl November 5, 2014

Turd Flower 

Nickname for Karl Rove (that overweight Sith lord that advises W) coined by George Bush; it was leaked to the media which caused some embarrassment to Rove.

Turd Flower might be the most brilliant political strategist in US history, but he is also a pasty, overweight criminal.

Turd Flower by asdfw June 14, 2006