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Alien trumpet basket

You fuck her mouth with your toe, Facetime her mum and grandparents, grate your pubes into her eyelids, then cum on her knee like it's an alien trumpet basket.
"Oi Dean, why she got cum on her knee?"

"Gave her an alien trumpet basket."
by Eskimo trebuchet denier April 25, 2019
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Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family
Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet
by Smelly toe 6942 April 4, 2021
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Most Trumpet Players

Play too quietly.
Trumpet Player: Quiet
Sane Person: Most Trumpet Players Play so Quietly
by Jerry Smith's Dog November 16, 2021
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Bible Trumper

A politically motivated fake religiously pious person
That asshat is a real Bible Trumper
by lvferdi August 17, 2021
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The Trumpettes

The Trumpettes are a group of gals who love President Trump and will vote for him!
The Trumpettes: REAL WOMEN, VOTE FOR TRUMP! WE DON NEED NO LIBERAL CHUMP!
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Wetlipping a trumpet

The act of playing a wind instrument with one's genitalia, specifically the vagina and or anal cavity.
I joined the marching band to see the football game free, but I stayed to because Katy wouldn't stop wetlipping a trumpet
by Trandolph1 June 2, 2018
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playing the trumpet

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet
Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.
by Biggius Dickus January 4, 2020
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