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eyebrow threading

A type of facial treatment that is the result of a person frantically wiping their face to protect their eyes after someone haphazardly ejaculates onto their face. The medial edge of the hand is used to wipe away the ejaculate that hangs from the brow ridge in an upward motion, which results in the thixotropic substance being stretched into thin threads that remain on the eyebrows.
I was surprised how pretty the bukkake star was after I saw her without the eyebrow threading.
by articulatetheobscene November 2, 2014
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Trap Thread

A facebook email/wall post written to you from a trap requesting that you see them in a social setting. A kind friend will usually comment on such a post with the words 'posting in trap thread' to remind recipient that they have been targeted by a trap.
Trap: Hey! We should totally do something friday nite!
Recipient of trap message: ok
Person 1#: Posting in trap thread
Person 2#: IT'S A TRAP
by monpoulet September 5, 2010
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trad

You trad yesterday.
by KiraKosarinHater June 22, 2018
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Treadies

People who use treadmills at the gym.
Repetition motion that is absolutely neutral.
AI Borg Zombies.
The largest majority of crowd members that conform by default.
"There's more treadies at the gym every day, do any of them know that all that torque could be stored separately?... Where is your pump and how do you max it?"
by SJS June 11, 2015
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Lightening bug thread

a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.
my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.
by non-redneck in the south March 10, 2007
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thread the needle

Man visits female friend.

Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?

Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?
by Wham Bam Thank You Mam March 28, 2009
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treadmarks

normally what will happen when you get hit by a car... or sat on by a fat woman...
"wow! that fat ladie in the car deffinataly left treadmarks all over you dumb ass... (((salkys)))" (i perfer you look up salkys)
by Z3r0 March 14, 2003
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