tenure track paper

A scientific publication of mediocre quality published in a respectable scientific journal exclusively thanks to connections of the senior author. The connections are frequently a result of doing a PhD in a respectable lab at a respectable university under a supervision of a professor with a respectable reputation. The 'tenure track paper' doesn't really explain anything of scientific merit and usually has only one objective - to fill out one spot in a necessary publications quota of the senior author to secure the permanent Associate Professor position within the university, aka the tenure.

A: "What do you think of the paper of Long which just came out recently?"
B: "I'm wondering why he is getting paid to do this "research". Classic 'tenure track paper'...

by MMs November 4, 2014

shit tracking

Going off road in very muddy areas, and driving fast through all the dirt and mud to have fun and a good time with friends whilst listening to very loud music, usually in land rovers, and often done in the Falkland Islands

Hey guys lets grab a case of beer and go shit tracking tonight

by FIbenny123 April 4, 2015

addidas trackie

Slang for a person of Pakistani origin

The owner of that shop is a addidas trackie

by Slackballs July 2, 2016

Hidden Track

If you used to be in cassette albums era, the hidden tracks are usually started after 5 minutes late. It's more like casual non-marketing songs. Some of the artists would like to scream and yell or whatever they wanna do, experiment and to improvise or get off the whole tracks they should be. I GUESS

Amazed Guy : What does hidden track mean ?
Amazing Girl : If you used to be in cassette albums era, the hidden tracks are usually started after 5 minutes late. It's more like casual non-marketing songs. Some of the artists would like to scream and yell or whatever they wanna do, experiment and to improvise or get off the whole tracks they should be. I GUESS

by SillyShipWipesTheSmartAss April 12, 2017

Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint

you left ball tracks on my toilet seat

by Kallen89 April 20, 2017

race track sexy

A far less then semi-desirable male, often hailing from central Kern County, or as the locals call it "Bako", with an elevated sense of self-worth so far removed from reality that it leaves women immobile, speechless, and with a look of horrified confusion

Guy: Hey mama, you know you want me, I'm Race Track Sexy

Girl:..........(vomits but swallows it as to not show fear and weakness)..........(slowly backs away).....

by MindYourMerkin August 14, 2017

Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.

I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!

by Bobby "StreetCred" Mcgraw July 23, 2017